[Shotimes] OT: Jeff Foxworthy On Wisconsin

[Shylo McKinsey]

I like how this email gets around. The last time I saw
it, 'Wisconsin' was replaced with 'Montana', and
without the obvious Wisconsin "stuff". With that out
of the way...I still laugh everytime I read this,
because I've have done some of these things many
times. ;-)

Shylo McKinsey

--- kickinsho <kickinsho@charter.net> wrote:

> I am sure there are a few of you that can relate to
> these.   Some of you can 
> only wish!!!!   I can relate to about 75% of them
> and I was born in 
> California!!
> 
> Kris Angermeier
> Sheboygan, WI
> 
> '91 White Plus
> '91 White Plus
> '93 Ultra Red ATX
> 
> "Women Who Behave Never Make History"
> 
> 
> >Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
> >
> 
> >Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin If you consider it a
> sport to gather
> > your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and
> sitting there
> > all day hoping that the food will swim by, you
> might live in
> > Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you have ever refused to buy something because
> it's "too
> > spendy", you might live in Wisconsin.  Hmmmmmm,
> who does this sound
> > like???????
> >
> > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November
> through March,
> > you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five
> months out of
> > the year, you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and
> they don't work
> > there, you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving
> around the middle of
> > his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you may not have actually eaten it, but you
> have heard of Head
> > Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same
> time, you might
> > live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett",
> you might live
> > in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If your town has an equal number of bars and
> churches, you might
> > live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation
> with someone who
> > dialed a wrong number, you might live in
> Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha,
> Menomonie &
> > Manitowoc , you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
> you might live
> > in Wisconsin.
> >
> > If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you
> think of a dancing
> > bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of
> sky-blue
> > waters,....you might live in Wisconsin.
> >
> > YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
> > 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is five cars waiting
> to pass a
> > tractor on the highway.
> >
> > 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for
> the weekend.
> >
> > 3. You measure distance in hours.
> >
> > 4. You know several people who have hit deer more
> than once.
> >
> > 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
> same day and
> > back again.
> >
> > 6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church
> on Sunday.
> >
> > 7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
> during a raging
> > blizzard, without flinching.
> >
> > 8. You see people wearing camouflage at social
> events (including
> > weddings and funerals ).
> >
> > 9. You install security lights on your house and
> garage and
> > leave both unlocked.
> >
> > 10. You think of the major food groups as beer,
> fish, and
> > venison.
> >
> > 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
> wife or
> > girlfriend knows how to use them.
> >
> > 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking
> lot at Mill's
> > Fleet Farm at any given time.
> >
> > 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> over a
> > snowsuit.
> >
> > 14. Driving is better in the winter because the
> potholes are
> > filled with snow.
> >
> > 15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
> >
> > 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
> still winter
> > and road construction.
> >
> > 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
> >
> > 18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du
> Flambeau.
> >
> > 19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
> >
> > 20. You know how to polka.
> >
> > 21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue
> of a deer next
> > to your blue spruce.
> >
> > 22. You were unaware that there is a legal
> drinking age.
> >
> > 23. Down South to you means Illinois.
> >
> > 24. A brat is something you eat.
> >
> > 25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
> new pole shed.
> >
> > 26. You go out to fish fry every Friday
> > 27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due
> to frost.
> >
> > 28. You have more miles on your snow blower than
> your car.
> >
> > 29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little
> chilly."
> >
> > 30. You actually understand these jokes, and you
> forward them to
> > all your Wisconsin friends and friends that have
> never even been
> > near the state! GO PACK!
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