[Shotimes] OT: Jeff Foxworthy On Wisconsin

[kickinsho]

I am sure there are a few of you that can relate to these.   Some of you can 
only wish!!!!   I can relate to about 75% of them and I was born in 
California!!

Kris Angermeier
Sheboygan, WI

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>Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
>

>Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin If you consider it a sport to gather
> your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there
> all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in
> Wisconsin.
>
> If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too
> spendy", you might live in Wisconsin.  Hmmmmmm, who does this sound
> like???????
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
> you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of
> the year, you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
> there, you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
> his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head
> Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might
> live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett", you might live
> in Wisconsin.
>
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might
> live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
> dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie &
> Manitowoc , you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live
> in Wisconsin.
>
> If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing
> bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue
> waters,....you might live in Wisconsin.
>
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
> 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is five cars waiting to pass a
> tractor on the highway.
>
> 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.
>
> 3. You measure distance in hours.
>
> 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
>
> 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
> back again.
>
> 6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.
>
> 7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
> blizzard, without flinching.
>
> 8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
> weddings and funerals ).
>
> 9. You install security lights on your house and garage and
> leave both unlocked.
>
> 10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and
> venison.
>
> 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or
> girlfriend knows how to use them.
>
> 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's
> Fleet Farm at any given time.
>
> 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> snowsuit.
>
> 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> filled with snow.
>
> 15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
>
> 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
> and road construction.
>
> 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
>
> 18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.
>
> 19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
>
> 20. You know how to polka.
>
> 21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next
> to your blue spruce.
>
> 22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
>
> 23. Down South to you means Illinois.
>
> 24. A brat is something you eat.
>
> 25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
>
> 26. You go out to fish fry every Friday
> 27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
>
> 28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
>
> 29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."
>
> 30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
> all your Wisconsin friends and friends that have never even been
> near the state! GO PACK!