Fw: [Shotimes] OT: Jeff Foxworthy On Wisconsin

[kickinsho]

 OT: Jeff Foxworthy On Wisconsin


>I think what scares me even more is how every time it does come around, I 
>am guilty of more and more on the list!  Yikes!!!
>
> Later, Kris
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Shylo McKinsey" <mrfluffy02@yahoo.com>
> To: "TaurusSHO" <shotimes@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Monday, November 29, 2004 9:57 PM
> Subject: Re: [Shotimes] OT: Jeff Foxworthy On Wisconsin
>
>
>>I like how this email gets around. The last time I saw
>> it, 'Wisconsin' was replaced with 'Montana', and
>> without the obvious Wisconsin "stuff". With that out
>> of the way...I still laugh everytime I read this,
>> because I've have done some of these things many
>> times. ;-)
>>
>> Shylo McKinsey
>>
>> --- kickinsho <kickinsho@charter.net> wrote:
>>
>>> I am sure there are a few of you that can relate to
>>> these.   Some of you can
>>> only wish!!!!   I can relate to about 75% of them
>>> and I was born in
>>> California!!
>>>
>>> Kris Angermeier
>>> Sheboygan, WI
>>>
>>> '91 White Plus
>>> '91 White Plus
>>> '93 Ultra Red ATX
>>>
>>> "Women Who Behave Never Make History"
>>>
>>>
>>> >Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin If you consider it a
>>> sport to gather
>>> > your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and
>>> sitting there
>>> > all day hoping that the food will swim by, you
>>> might live in
>>> > Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you have ever refused to buy something because
>>> it's "too
>>> > spendy", you might live in Wisconsin.  Hmmmmmm,
>>> who does this sound
>>> > like???????
>>> >
>>> > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November
>>> through March,
>>> > you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five
>>> months out of
>>> > the year, you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and
>>> they don't work
>>> > there, you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving
>>> around the middle of
>>> > his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you may not have actually eaten it, but you
>>> have heard of Head
>>> > Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same
>>> time, you might
>>> > live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett",
>>> you might live
>>> > in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If your town has an equal number of bars and
>>> churches, you might
>>> > live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation
>>> with someone who
>>> > dialed a wrong number, you might live in
>>> Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha,
>>> Menomonie &
>>> > Manitowoc , you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
>>> you might live
>>> > in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you
>>> think of a dancing
>>> > bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of
>>> sky-blue
>>> > waters,....you might live in Wisconsin.
>>> >
>>> > YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
>>> > 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is five cars waiting
>>> to pass a
>>> > tractor on the highway.
>>> >
>>> > 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for
>>> the weekend.
>>> >
>>> > 3. You measure distance in hours.
>>> >
>>> > 4. You know several people who have hit deer more
>>> than once.
>>> >
>>> > 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
>>> same day and
>>> > back again.
>>> >
>>> > 6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church
>>> on Sunday.
>>> >
>>> > 7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
>>> during a raging
>>> > blizzard, without flinching.
>>> >
>>> > 8. You see people wearing camouflage at social
>>> events (including
>>> > weddings and funerals ).
>>> >
>>> > 9. You install security lights on your house and
>>> garage and
>>> > leave both unlocked.
>>> >
>>> > 10. You think of the major food groups as beer,
>>> fish, and
>>> > venison.
>>> >
>>> > 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
>>> wife or
>>> > girlfriend knows how to use them.
>>> >
>>> > 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking
>>> lot at Mill's
>>> > Fleet Farm at any given time.
>>> >
>>> > 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
>>> over a
>>> > snowsuit.
>>> >
>>> > 14. Driving is better in the winter because the
>>> potholes are
>>> > filled with snow.
>>> >
>>> > 15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
>>> >
>>> > 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
>>> still winter
>>> > and road construction.
>>> >
>>> > 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
>>> >
>>> > 18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du
>>> Flambeau.
>>> >
>>> > 19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
>>> >
>>> > 20. You know how to polka.
>>> >
>>> > 21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue
>>> of a deer next
>>> > to your blue spruce.
>>> >
>>> > 22. You were unaware that there is a legal
>>> drinking age.
>>> >
>>> > 23. Down South to you means Illinois.
>>> >
>>> > 24. A brat is something you eat.
>>> >
>>> > 25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
>>> new pole shed.
>>> >
>>> > 26. You go out to fish fry every Friday
>>> > 27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due
>>> to frost.
>>> >
>>> > 28. You have more miles on your snow blower than
>>> your car.
>>> >
>>> > 29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little
>>> chilly."
>>> >
>>> > 30. You actually understand these jokes, and you
>>> forward them to
>>> > all your Wisconsin friends and friends that have
>>> never even been
>>> > near the state! GO PACK!
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