[Shotimes] OT: Zero to 200 in 4 seconds

[kickinsho]

 A good laugh!  I don't reccommend that you try it though!  Kris


  A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto

  > > > for weeks. He wanted a new truck.  She wanted a fast little

  > > > sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

  > > >

  > > > He would probably have settled on any beat up old

  > > > truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out

  > > > of their price range.

  > > >

  > > > "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0

  > > > to 200 in 4 seconds or  less. "And my birthday is

  > > > coming up.  You could surprise me."

  > > >

  > > > For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

  > > >

  > > > Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due

  > > > to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket

  > > > service. Please send your donations to the 'Think before you say

  > > > things to your wife foundation', Dallas, Texas.
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Subject: Fw: Zero to 200 in 4 seconds
Date: Sun, 24 Jul 2005 11:23:03 -0500
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Subject: Re: Zero to 200 in 4 seconds

 

 

 
 
 
A chuckle for today!!
>
> > >
> > > A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto
> > > for weeks. He wanted a new truck.  She wanted a fast little
> > > sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
> > >
> > > He would probably have settled on any beat up old
> > > truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out
> > > of their price range.
> > >
> > > "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0
> > > to 200 in 4 seconds or  less. "And my birthday is
> > > coming up.  You could surprise me."
> > >
> > > For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
> > >
> > > Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due
> > > to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket
> > > service. Please send your donations to the 'Think before you say
> > > things to your wife foundation', Dallas, Texas.
 
 
 
 
 
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