[Shotimes] fog lamps - a confession of sin

[van Oss]

Father forgive for I have sinned. This afternoon I was removing some stock 
fog lamps.

I violated the 3rd commandment by taking The Lord's Name in vain several 
times while fighting with rusty carriage bolts.

I violated the 6th commandment by wishing death upon those who designed the 
stock fogs, for their use of mild steel fasteners is an abomination unto The 
Lord.

I violated the 9th commandment by declaring (probably falsely) that the 
designers' parents were never married. (I called them the B-word.)

I am heartily sorry.
VO