[Shotimes] fog lamps - a confession of sin

Jon Heese shotimes@jonheese.com
Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:46:50 -0400


Gotta love Catholic humor... =)

Very good form, sir.

Regards,
Jon Heese

van Oss wrote:
> Father forgive for I have sinned. This afternoon I was removing some stock 
> fog lamps.
> 
> I violated the 3rd commandment by taking The Lord's Name in vain several 
> times while fighting with rusty carriage bolts.
> 
> I violated the 6th commandment by wishing death upon those who designed the 
> stock fogs, for their use of mild steel fasteners is an abomination unto The 
> Lord.
> 
> I violated the 9th commandment by declaring (probably falsely) that the 
> designers' parents were never married. (I called them the B-word.)
> 
> I am heartily sorry.
> VO 
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