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>Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:
>10. I need to whip it out by 5.
>9. Mind if I use your laptop?
>8. Just stick it in my box.
>7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
>6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
>5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
>4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
>3. It's an entry-level position.
>2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
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>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
>1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
>Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't:
>10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
>9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
>8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
>7. Look at the size of his putter
>6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
>5. Mind if I join your threesome?
>4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
>3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
>2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
>
>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
>1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
>
>Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
>10. Have you looked through her briefs?
>9. He is one hard judge!
>8. Counselor, let's do it in the chambers.
>7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
>6. Is it a penal offense?
>5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
>4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
>3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
>2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
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>And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
>1. Think you can get me off?
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