>The Union leaders will be bought in "special camps" for
"re-orientation".
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>All company records relating to past associations will be shredded.
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>Carroll Shelby will hear a knock of rifle butts on his door one night.
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>And lot's of other good things.
"Der comandant to the old Chrysler managment"
Vee Haf Vays off making zee Chryslor-Automoveel verk.
If zee vagen vill not start, it vill be interogated by zee gestapho. If zee engine leaks der oil, you vill not pour in zee stop leak! Your puny lucas electrics vill be replaced by zee superior Bosch. All vill be replaced by superior German verkmanship. If zee airbag vill not deploy, zee firingsquad vill be by tonight.
Zee future failures will result in your immediate transfer into zee management apprenticeship camp, ver you will learn zee art of zee whip und zee propper-appendtiation-to-english-words maken zem at least look like propper german verds.
Gutten-Tag.
Oh, and Trabant production resumes in Detroit.
Jarrid Gross