It has generally been reported that a prominent member of our community is preparing a video on Sunbeam Alpines and Tigers. This tape will include current and historic footage, and is reported to be the last word in cinema photography, with Dolby surround, Wide Screen and THX standards. It is rumored that a DVD and a CD will also be produced.
Shares in this Production Company are still available for only $45 each, and will include an "Owners Copy" of the final product, as well as production credits on the scrolling screen.
Please hurry and send your money now, to get in on the ground floor of this great theatrical joint venture. A major Cable Network has expressed an interest in distribution and "first showing" rights. Would be a featured addition to the Ginzu Knife Infomercials on HSN ("But Wait,...."). World wide distribution is in negotiations.
SEC DISCLOSURE:
Producer: (Uses initials and numbers only, and it's not JB 007) Director: (Out for bid. Whoever pays the most can have the job) Photography: Anyone got a camera? Featured Vehicle: Steve Laifman's MkI, by authorization of HRM N. Miller, Esq. Production Start Date: Estimated to be sooner than you might think, and will continue to be so. Shares Authorized: 2,000,000 Shares Outstanding: 4,550,125 Shares Retained for Management Incentive: 5,000,000 All profits, after costs, distribution fees, bribes, and lost petty cash, will be proportionally divided amongst the shareholders as a direct percentage of the ownership basis of the shares authorized. SEC Review: The SEC (Stanley's Escort Service) has not reached a final conclusion, but things are looking good. For an additional $45, SEC will provide a redhead to accompany you for the premier in West Hollywood. Female companionship slightly extra.
The Attorney General has opened a "Special Interest" team. This is interpreted as a sign of happy interest in this venture.
100% Guarantee that all profits will be distributed.
Send your money in NOW, before it's all gone.
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