Hey guys,
were talking genuine, traditional, authentic good old English automotive
stains here, wear it with pride like Gucci watch or Hugo Boss suit. If
you are a real trend setter, go for a bit of knuckle rash, easily
achieved by changing the plugs in your Tiger.
In business meeting its a statement why you didn't get a company car
car- I don't need a Lexus (Soarer?) anyway because 'I know' how they
work.
At parties - 'no, my hands aren't dirty, they are just dedicated to
preserving English artforms'
Armed forces - it was the only camouflage paint I could find
At the health club - 'what, you still use the ordinary sun block?'
Politically correct - washing my hands would be like ethnic cleansing of
my British Heritage (NOT intended to offend, just UK sense of humour
apologies if it does)
At the motor club - why is oil always so dirty and hard to get off?
Any more?
8-)
Jeff
In message <37C28C98.46272AC5(at)bellsouth.net>, Christopher A. Stephenson
<cs_tscg(at)bellsouth.net> writes
>A couple of years ago, Castrol came out with a liquid glove. As with the
>other products mentioned here, you apply it on the hands, arms, under
>fingernails, etc. The best part about this product is that it dried and was
>invisible. Worked great for me. No more needing to hide my hands in client
>meetings. The problem now is that I can't find it anymore.
>
>Chris
>
>Ken Bloomquist wrote:
>
>> Liquid dish soap works well also. Just force it under your finger nails
>> before you start. Better yet I use Nitrile or latex gloves.
>>
>> Ken Bloomquist
>> S1
>> B9007848
>>
>> At 05:51 PM 8/2/99 -0400, you wrote:
>> >Jerome writes:
>> >Don't they get destroyed by the oil, and torn? If all you're worried
>> >about is dirty fingernails, just scoop some margarine in a spoon, and
>> >scrape it under your fingernails before you start. Use the rest over
>> >your hands and they'll come clean a lot easier. Hand cream works OK too.
>
-- Jeff Howarth
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