Jeff Howarth wrote:
> Hey guys,
>
> were talking genuine, traditional, authentic good old English automotive
> stains here, wear it with pride like Gucci watch or Hugo Boss suit. If
> you are a real trend setter, go for a bit of knuckle rash, easily
> achieved by changing the plugs in your Tiger.
>
> In business meeting its a statement why you didn't get a company car
> car- I don't need a Lexus (Soarer?) anyway because 'I know' how they
> work.
>
> At parties - 'no, my hands aren't dirty, they are just dedicated to
> preserving English artforms'
>
> Armed forces - it was the only camouflage paint I could find
>
> At the health club - 'what, you still use the ordinary sun block?'
>
> Politically correct - washing my hands would be like ethnic cleansing of
> my British Heritage (NOT intended to offend, just UK sense of humour
> apologies if it does)
>
> At the motor club - why is oil always so dirty and hard to get off?
>
> Any more?
Hot dang , Haven't you been eatin Kentucky Fried Chicken Yet? It cleans good and
stays finger lickin good.
Iknow from experiance, I work in asphalt .. KFC removes even tar from the car..
chuck with chicken smellin fingers and boots.
Also vasilene intensive care hand cream works wonders....)
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