The ultimate dumb blonde/British car joke:
This blond buys a beautiful Jaguar convertible. She goes tooling down the
road, her hair blowing in the breeze, when after a few miles the Jag misses
a couple of licks then sputters to a stop. So she gets on her cell phone and
the dealer send a mechanic out.
He says "What seems to be the trouble, Miss?"
She says "I don't know. It just stopped running."
He says "Well let's have a look under the hood." So he pops the bonnet
and meanwhile she just sort of wanders around behind the car. After a
little tinkering he slams the hood down, gets in and starts it up and the
Jag purrs like a kitten.
So the blond comes around and asks "OK, What's the deal?"
The mechanic says, "Just crap in the carburetor".
So the blond says, "OK, And how often should I do that?"
Ken Bloomquist
1960 S1
B9007848
LRX1
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