A blonde is driving on the interstate one day, and her Sunbeam
brakes down, so she eases it over onto the shoulder. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out
jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the
vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin
opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of the highway
occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop,
clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle
yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the blonde, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams
the cop.
"Those are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde, the car never
came with any !!!!.
st(at)cari.net>
From: "herbeam" <herbeam(at)cari.net>
To: "Steve Laifman" <Laifman(at)flash.net>
Cc: "Tiger's Den" <tigers(at)autox.team.net>,
"Alpines AutoX Team" <alpines(at)autox.team.net>
References: <003301bf86ba$954aa780$a69862d8(at)cari.net> <38C24483.B6159F76(at)Flash.Net>
Subject: Re: NonSunbeamContent : Applies (Delete if educated about tools !)
Date: Sun, 5 Mar 2000 21:38:58 -0800
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Go to http://web.cari.net/~herbeam to see HERBEAM....ITs HERS!! and its a
Sun _ _ _ _ !! Now you got it!!
PS: I have shared alot of my extra parts with the list and over ebay...I
have always received praise and only had one unhappy person who has $11
credit with me !!
----- Original Message -----
From: Steve Laifman <Laifman(at)flash.net>
To: herbeam <herbeam(at)cari.net>
Cc: Tiger's Den <tigers(at)autox.team.net>
Sent: Sunday, March 05, 2000 3:26 AM
Subject: Re: NonSunbeamContent : Applies (Delete if educated about tools !)
> "herbeam",
>
> Thanks for the delightful humor.
>
> I am a bit curious, however, over your 'net name', and your 'actual,
physical,
> real world name'.
>
> Know, one can draw a few wild guesses as to your 'non-de-net':
>
> 1) "Her" refers to a gender.
> 2) "Beam" refers to a generous anatomical dimension.
> 3) "herb" is a shortened version of either (as in Hoover, the vacuum
cleaner
> company) (Dam!)
> 4) "herb" is a botanical substance ingested for specious health claims.
> 5) "herb" is a botanical substance taken into the mouth in fine smoke
particles,
> but never inhaled.
> 6) "herb" is a botanical substance taken into the respiratory system for
strictly
> legal purposes (or maybe not!).
> 7) "Beam" is the width of a sailing vessel.
> 8) "Beam" is bad spelling of frijoles.
> 9) "Beam" is a concentrated column of light particles or Ming's Death Ray.
> 10) "Beam" may actually have some weak connection to a discontinued model
of a
> bankrupt foreign vehicle manufacturer.
> 11) "Beam" is short for the aging hippy flower child of the Manson Family
"Sunbeam
> McKnife", still sought by the FBI for questions related to a crime.
>
> 12) 'herbeam' is a front name for a notorious dealer in suspicious origin
vintage
> car parts, so he can never be located and confronted for any failures to
deliver
> as advertised.
>
> Now all of this is merely speculation, based on absolutely no information.
Which,
> of course, is an open invitation for open discourse and complete
disclosure.
>
> Who was that masked man? And Who is this "Cari" he is living with?
>
> {9->
>
> Steve
>
> --
> Steve Laifman < Find out what is most >
> B9472289 < important in your life >
> < and don't let it get away!>
>
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