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Subject: Fw: Skilled Gynecologist - HUMOR - NO Lsr
From: "Keith Turk" <>
Date: Tue, 6 Apr 1999 11:24:21 -0700
sorry couldn't stand it... had to pass it along....
> From: Monty Love <>
> To: Spridgets Email List (E-mail) <>
> Subject: Skilled Gynecologist - HUMOR - NO LBC
> Date: Tuesday, April 06, 1999 7:52 AM
> Subject: Skilled Gynaecologist
>  A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and
>  become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech
>  college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and
>  attended diligently, learning all she could.  When time for
>  the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for
>  weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>  When the results came back, she was surprised to find that
>  she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she
>  called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear
>  ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
>  there had been an error which needed adjusting."
>  The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
>  apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.  You
>  put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
>  worth 50% of the mark.  I gave you an extra 50% because you
>  did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
>  ---------------
>  Thanks to Lorene Fiser for passing that one along!
>  ___________________________________________________________

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