Subj: Actual slogans found on various business fronts:
Date: 6/13/00 5:13:06 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: STY1503
To: dferguso@ebmail.gdeb.com, KG4RI, Mae74
To: FMamatroll
Podiatrist's office:
> "Time wounds all heels."
>
> Plumber:
> "We repair what your husband Fixed."
>
> On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
> "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."
>
> Pizza shop slogan:
> " 7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
>
> At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
>
> Door of a plastic surgeons office:
> " Hello, can we pick your nose?
>
> Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
> "Don't call us, we'll call you."
>
> At a Towing Company:
> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows..
>
> Billboard on the side of the road:
> "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
>
> On an Electricians truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."
>
> In a Nonsmoking Area:
> "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire
> and take appropriate action."
>
>
> At an Optometrists Office
> "If you don't see what you're looking for
> you've come to the right place."
>
> On a Taxidermist's window:
> " We really know our stuff."
>
> On a Butchers window:
> "Let me meat your needs."
>
> At a car Dealership:
> "The best way to get back on your feet -
> - miss a car payment."
>
> Outside a Muffler Shop:"
> No appointment Necessary,
> we hear you coming."
>
> Outside a Hotel:
> "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
>
> In a Veterinarians waiting room:
> "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "
>
> At the Electric Company:
> " We would be de-lighted if you send payment for your bill.
> However, if you don't you will be."
>
> On the door of a Computer Store:
> "Out for a quick byte..
>
> In a Restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry,
> come on in and get fed up."
>
> Inside a Bowling Alley:
> "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
>
> In a counselors office:
> "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
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