True story.......................
There is a radiator shop in Phoenix with the side of the building
painted "The best place in town to take a leak"
Ed (Only 109 deg today, but they promise it will warm up tomm)
FastmetalBDF@aol.com wrote:
> Subj: Actual slogans found on various business fronts:
> Date: 6/13/00 5:13:06 PM Pacific Daylight Time
> From: STY1503
> To: dferguso@ebmail.gdeb.com, KG4RI, Mae74
> To: FMamatroll
>
> Podiatrist's office:
> > "Time wounds all heels."
> >
> > Plumber:
> > "We repair what your husband Fixed."
> >
> > On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
> > "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."
> >
> > Pizza shop slogan:
> > " 7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
> >
> > At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
> > "Invite us to your next blowout."
> >
> > Door of a plastic surgeons office:
> > " Hello, can we pick your nose?
> >
> > Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
> > "Don't call us, we'll call you."
> >
> > At a Towing Company:
> > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows..
> >
> > Billboard on the side of the road:
> > "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
> >
> > On an Electricians truck:
> > "Let us remove your shorts."
> >
> > In a Nonsmoking Area:
> > "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire
> > and take appropriate action."
> >
> >
> > At an Optometrists Office
> > "If you don't see what you're looking for
> > you've come to the right place."
> >
> > On a Taxidermist's window:
> > " We really know our stuff."
> >
> > On a Butchers window:
> > "Let me meat your needs."
> >
> > At a car Dealership:
> > "The best way to get back on your feet -
> > - miss a car payment."
> >
> > Outside a Muffler Shop:"
> > No appointment Necessary,
> > we hear you coming."
> >
> > Outside a Hotel:
> > "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
> >
> > In a Veterinarians waiting room:
> > "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "
> >
> > At the Electric Company:
> > " We would be de-lighted if you send payment for your bill.
> > However, if you don't you will be."
> >
> > On the door of a Computer Store:
> > "Out for a quick byte..
> >
> > In a Restaurant window:
> > "Don't stand there and be hungry,
> > come on in and get fed up."
> >
> > Inside a Bowling Alley:
> > "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
> >
> > In a counselors office:
> > "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
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