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Re: CONSPIRACY OR LOST IN SPACE ? Use the Post Office.

To: DOUG ODOM <popms@thegrid.net>
Subject: Re: CONSPIRACY OR LOST IN SPACE ? Use the Post Office.
From: Joe Amo <jkamo@rapidnet.com>
Date: Thu, 03 Aug 2000 22:35:02 -0600
Doug, might need to get one of those gas mizer motors, hows this, the new 
Kawasaki
ZX12 (1196cc) or about 62 or so CI, makes 175-179 hp at the rear wheel stock 
with
only a pipe on it.       Joe :) :)

DOUG ODOM wrote:

> Keith; I have to tell you I have woke up in the middle of the night
> thinking things like " I can't remember torquing the mains or something
> like that in a motor"  so I can relate to the poor engine guy. Since I'm
> not going to the salt I put my pickup on the dyno instead. Makes all of
> 185 HP at the rear wheels at 4000 RPM. So what do I need a 454 for?
>         Doug in big ditch so bored I rebuilt my truck motor
>
> Keith Turk wrote:
> >
> > Yeah I got's me a Motor and installed it.... then got a Frantic call from
> > the Motor Builder.... HEY KEITH DON'T START THAT THING..... I'll Be right
> > there.... Hmmmm ahhh okay.... Then he says it needs to come out.... Now here
> > is not a Pretty Picture... seems he wanted to roll in a Set of Bearing's
> > that were the RIGHT SIZE.... the guy made an honest mistake that I most
> > likely would have caught during Priming... but you never know.... seems he
> > has some fancy Clearance Mic.... and something got to bothering him... so he
> > double checked some figures and Picks up the Phone.... Yes he was Very
> > Embarrassed.... but he caught the mistake and what more could I ask for... I
> > was VERY gentle with him.... as he was Beating himself up Pretty good
> > without our Imput... Get to start it tomarrow and Run it on a Dyno Friday...
> > looking forward to the Whole Mess....  hey Ed.... Tell us what you get out
> > of that thing on the Dyno... what day are you going ?
> >
> > Keith
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Ed Van Scoy <edvs@uswest.net>
> > To: Jim Dincau <jdincau@qnet.com>
> > Cc: Don Kerr <dkveuro@pop.flash.net>; <land-speed@autox.team.net>;
> > <IfixMGs@aol.com>
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 02, 2000 9:23 PM
> > Subject: Re: CONSPIRACY OR LOST IN SPACE ? Use the Post Office.
> >
> > > Well, the Great Battle is over, casualties were high and it is uncertain
> > who
> > > won.........Got the shim pack by UPS yesterday, but no side yokes - took
> > the
> > > ones out of the old rear-end & put 'em in the new unit.  Put the rear-end
> > back
> > > in the Vette last night with Linda's help (hey Keith, when was the last
> > time
> > > Miss Kathy held your rear-end in place while you snugged things up with an
> > > impact?  ;-)  )  The side yoke turned up on my doorstep today.......... At
> > any
> > > rate, the world is back to spinning in greased grooves
> > > again................................
> > > Ed
> > >
> > > Jim Dincau wrote:
> > >
> > > > Hi all,
> > > >      I have had very good luck with UPS. They have always been as fast
> > or
> > > > faster than the UPS and they haven't lost or broken anything in the four
> > > > years I've been having car parts delivered by them. I also like their
> > > > tracking service, you can see where the stuff goes and when its
> > delivered.
> > > > Jim in Palmdale, who's UPS driver honks if he sees me on the road.
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: Don Kerr <dkveuro@pop.flash.net>
> > > > To: <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> > > > Cc: <IfixMGs@aol.com>
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 1:40 PM
> > > > Subject: Re: CONSPIRACY OR LOST IN SPACE ? Use the Post Office.
> > > >
> > > > > So.....the obvious question is...Why doesn't UPS use the US Postal
> > > > > service, and just keep the difference??
> > > > >      I took them to court once (My lawyer did, UPS that is.) about the
> > > > > altered
> > > > > money orders they sent back to me for a shipment of $1200.00 to
> > Philly'
> > > > > which I'd marked in the label...CASH ONLY. box.
> > > > >        I said "Hey, wos this, they've bin' altered.?" They said
> > > > > "So....How do you know there not any good unless you try to cash
> > them.?"
> > > > >        "Because it says on the back, 'NOT VALID IF ALTERED'
> > dummy.....!"
> > > > >         "Well try them through your bank before you tell us they are
> > no
> > > > > good"
> > > > > So, like a fool I sent them to my bank.....you know the rest.
> > > > >         In court they said they are not responsible for the packages
> > > > > they carry or the type of payment that is used to collect payment!!!!!
> > > > >         So you ask yourself WHAT THE BLAZES IS THE POINT OF 'UPS'
> > HAVING
> > > > > A LOST/STOLEN INVESTIGATION DIVISION..???
> > > > >      The case was given to them 'cose the judge thought I shoulda
> > > > > checked the receiver out better.......Duh.
> > > > >
> > > > >       DK.      (really ticked with UPS.)
> > > >
> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > > -----------------------------------
> > > > > IfixMGs@aol.com wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Joe,
> > > > > >       I feel for you.  I restore and sell recond parts for Little
> > > > British
> > > > > > Cars for a living, and  rely on UPS/USPS for my parts lifeline. A
> > > > disgruntled
> > > > > > doc once told me that if he has a package that "Absolutely,
> > positively"
> > > > has
> > > > > > to be there, such as a heart and lung to go into his own body,  he
> > would
> > > > > > rather rely on his spiteful and drunken ex-mother in law than the
> > UPS
> > > > fort he
> > > > > > organ donor delivery .  I actually have better luck with the post
> > office
> > > > than
> > > > > > with UPS because the PO delivers on Saturday and Sunday; UPS doesn't
> > > > arrive
> > > > > > until 4:30pm which can kill an otherwise perfectly good Monday....
> > > > > >       My worst experience? I sent a very expensive, freshly smoked
> > > > vacuum
> > > > > > packed  turkey to my parents via the old 2 day UPS for Thanksgiving.
> > > > Eighty
> > > > > > miles.  This was "Pre-tracking/pre overnight" era. It was a no-show.
> > > > They
> > > > > > agreed to  pay me for the insured value. Around Christmas, the
> > package
> > > > turned
> > > > > > up on my parent's doorstep. The box was crushed and there was  a
> > hole in
> > > > the
> > > > > > vacuum wrapper. How anyone could have stood the smell is beyond
> > me....
> > > > > >        However, another obviously content  employee I know says  UPS
> > is
> > > > > > on-time 99.99% of the time. They must be somewhere in-between.    A
> > > > little
> > > > > > math lesson, perfesser....
> > > > > >         UPS ships 300,000,000 packages between Thanksgiving and
> > > > Christmas
> > > > > > (peak season for getting the hot rod back together....) If
> > 299,997,000
> > > > > > packages were delivered on time,  then 3000 fell thru the cracks and
> > > > didn't
> > > > > > make it ON-TIME.  That's because they were shipped to desolate
> > places
> > > > like
> > > > > > Dallas and Chicago and New York City. So, if 99.99% of the remaining
> > > > 3000
> > > > > > eventually make it to their actual destinations,  the remaining 3
> > > > completely
> > > > > > undeliverable, yet plainly addressed  and wholly unreplaceable at
> > any
> > > > cost,
> > > > > > yet somehow uninsured packages get shipped to the UPS's Black Hole
> > > > Division
> > > > > > which is located in beautiful downtown Bountiful, Utah, just a short
> > > > drive
> > > > > > from nowhere where they sit until the middle of August....  and are
> > > > finally
> > > > > > tracked down via www.oops.com...
> > > > > >                ....on the phone, a dutiful employee:
> > > > > >     "Hello, UPS Black Hole. Oh, I'm sorry, sir, we only have three
> > > > packages
> > > > > > here. Oh golly, they ARE yours! Well, gosh,  figure the odds.... Oh,
> > I'm
> > > > so
> > > > > > sorry again, sir, but gosh darn it, we close down this afternoon for
> > > > > > Speedweek. We all go down to Salt Lake City and sell Mormon Meteor
> > Tee
> > > > Shirts
> > > > > > to the tourists.   We'd be more than happy to send them right off.
> > The
> > > > > > packages, sir, not the Tee Shirts. The shirts are fourteen ninety
> > five,
> > > > plus
> > > > > > tax and UPS shipping and are high quality one hundred percent
> > cotton.
> > > > Oh, I'm
> > > > > > sorry. You mean your packages.... Sure. They're headed your way as
> > we
> > > > speak.
> > > > > > Oh, by the way, since we're out here in no-man's land, shipping time
> > can
> > > > be
> > > > > > as long as 3 weeks. WE get everything in and out by way of the Post
> > > > Office.
> > > > > > Takes a day or two less.   You should be getting it a couple days
> > after
> > > > this
> > > > > > Speedweek nonsense is over.... Have a pleasant day, sir...."
> > > > > >       Mark Childers   Union Jack Spares & Repairs Virginia Beach
> > > > Virginia
> > > > >
> > >
> > >




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