Hi,
This came from my SPAM sending friend and every so often he hits my funny
bone, hope it sets your day off well too.
Wes ----------
Subject: Then and Now
> > > > Then & Now: (If You Remember 1970 . . .)
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> > > >
> > > > 1970: Long Hair
> > > > 2000: Longing for hair
> > > >
> > > > 1970: The perfect high.
> > > > 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Keg.
> > > > 2000: EKG.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Acid Rock.
> > > > 2000: Acid Reflux.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
> > > > 2000: Moving to California because it's warm.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Growing pot.
> > > > 2000: Growing pot belly.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Douglas Street bridge.
> > > > 2000: Dental bridge.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
> > > > 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
> > > > 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Seeds and stems.
> > > > 2000: Roughage.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
> > > > 2000: Popping joints.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
> > > > 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Paar.
> > > > 2000: AARP.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
> > > > 2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Killer weed.
> > > > 2000: Weed killer.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Hoping for a BMW.
> > > > 2000: Hoping for a BM.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: The Grateful Dead.
> > > > 2000: Dr. Kevorkian.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
> > > > 2000: Getting a new hip joint.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Rolling Stones.
> > > > 2000: Kidney stones.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Being called into the principal's office.
> > > > 2000: Calling the principal's office.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Screw the system!
> > > > 2000: Upgrade the system.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Peace sign.
> > > > 2000: Mercedes logo.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
> > > > 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Take acid.
> > > > 2000: Take antacid.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: Passing the driver's test.
> > > > 2000: Passing the vision test.
> > > >
> > > > 1970: "Whatever"
> > > > 2000: "Depends"
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