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Re: PURPLE ALERT!

To: Keith Turk <kturk@ala.net>
Subject: Re: PURPLE ALERT!
From: Glen Barrett <speedtimer@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, 02 Dec 2000 15:42:03 -0800
KT, you better put a little Jack Danials in that diet coke you sip on, if
nothing else it will broaden your smile.
Glen (where it's about 72 deg. )

Keith Turk wrote:

> Alright.... I ain't Mayf... What the hell did she say I was going to do?....
> Juggling Chain saws at 20 paces or some such silliness?
>
> The Drugs ain't that Good around here.... I respectfully decline... it must
> have been my Press agent again... Geez you see what kinda mess your
> secratary can get you into?
>
> Keith.... ( ignorance is no excuse for sheer stupidity!!! )
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: ""LandSpeed" Louise Ann Noeth" <lanspeed@west.net>
> To: "Joe Amo" <jkamo@rapidnet.com>; <FastmetalBDF@aol.com>
> Cc: <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Saturday, December 02, 2000 1:06 PM
> Subject: PURPLE ALERT!
>
> > NOTICE
> >
> >
> > K. Turk, noted southern child of whirling lift and rock stocker has
> > agreed to enter the 1st Annual Hydrazine Juggling Contest and
> > Precision Chainsaw Bolo-Style Recital to be held as part of the
> > upcoming Presidential Inauguration.
> >
> > Turk was the unquestioned favorite in a surprise bi-partisan show of
> > unity. "We are humbled by Mr. Turk's acceptance of our invitation to
> > perform," said the jointly issued press release moved at lightening
> > quick pace over the AP wire news network, "If he is so kind to honor
> > us by performing in his famous purple and mustard
> > anatomically-enhancing spandex jumpsuit we are sure that the national
> > inductions and grousing would enjoy a miraculous paradigm resulting in
> > a period of unfrequented cooperation."
> >
> > The release ended by stating, "We look forward to day and wish Mr.
> > Turk and his rock-solid veneer family a very happy holiday season."

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