Ahhh the infamous BBQ pig story... now there is one that is much better in
Person.... just more graphic.... I'll see what I can do with it...
Okay we got a Big BBQ going as an appreciation day for the local city we
lived in.... figure to have a couple hundred guests.... and some lame brain
comes up with the Idea of an open Pit Pig roast.... Now keep in mind this
is a 24hr operation... and none of us had been sober 24 hrs since we got
there.... so there is LOTS of drinking involved.... my turn at the 1hr
watch comes up from at 3am in the morning.... Not being one to shirk my
duties I decided it was best to stay Up.... hmmm ain't got nothing else to
do but have another beer and wait.... needless to say I go out there and
take my turn.... It's about half way though.... and decided it was time to
give that Ole Pig a Whirl.... it was on it's back and had collected a Large
quantity of Grease.... you can imagine the net result when that hit the
open coals.... So being a good little boy.... I am sorting out how to tend
this Now ROARING fire..... Our hero's the airfield Fire department show up
with the TRUCK and Promptly Unreal the Hose.... and Yep you guessed it....
they put the fire out... Nevermind the fact we got Pig now scattered
EVERYWHERE.... So the rest of the night we dug out Pig from every crack in
the BBQ.... Put it on a Plate and served it to our Guests.... what else was
a fella to do? Those folks were coming Pig or No Pig....
I can still see the remains of that thing leaving the spit.... as I am
Yelling in my best English... NO NO NO..... splat.... Goes the Pig....
Only thing that saved my dumb butt was my Commander was there sharing his
Beer..... Keith
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> From: DOUG ODOM <popms@thegrid.net>
> To: LAND-SPEED <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> Subject: story
> Date: Monday, February 19, 2001 2:30 PM
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> List; You need to get Keith to tell you the story about how he
> Bar-B-Qued a pig in Korea. Doug Odom in the rain in big ditch
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