Sounds like hog wash to me.
Ed
Keith Turk wrote:
> Ahhh the infamous BBQ pig story... now there is one that is much better in
> Person.... just more graphic.... I'll see what I can do with it...
>
> Okay we got a Big BBQ going as an appreciation day for the local city we
> lived in.... figure to have a couple hundred guests.... and some lame brain
> comes up with the Idea of an open Pit Pig roast.... Now keep in mind this
> is a 24hr operation... and none of us had been sober 24 hrs since we got
> there.... so there is LOTS of drinking involved.... my turn at the 1hr
> watch comes up from at 3am in the morning.... Not being one to shirk my
> duties I decided it was best to stay Up.... hmmm ain't got nothing else to
> do but have another beer and wait.... needless to say I go out there and
> take my turn.... It's about half way though.... and decided it was time to
> give that Ole Pig a Whirl.... it was on it's back and had collected a Large
> quantity of Grease.... you can imagine the net result when that hit the
> open coals.... So being a good little boy.... I am sorting out how to tend
> this Now ROARING fire..... Our hero's the airfield Fire department show up
> with the TRUCK and Promptly Unreal the Hose.... and Yep you guessed it....
> they put the fire out... Nevermind the fact we got Pig now scattered
> EVERYWHERE.... So the rest of the night we dug out Pig from every crack in
> the BBQ.... Put it on a Plate and served it to our Guests.... what else was
> a fella to do? Those folks were coming Pig or No Pig....
>
> I can still see the remains of that thing leaving the spit.... as I am
> Yelling in my best English... NO NO NO..... splat.... Goes the Pig....
>
> Only thing that saved my dumb butt was my Commander was there sharing his
> Beer..... Keith
> ----------
> > From: DOUG ODOM <popms@thegrid.net>
> > To: LAND-SPEED <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> > Subject: story
> > Date: Monday, February 19, 2001 2:30 PM
> >
> > List; You need to get Keith to tell you the story about how he
> > Bar-B-Qued a pig in Korea. Doug Odom in the rain in big ditch
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