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Re: Woman Drivers !!!!!!!!!

To: Ed Van Scoy <ed@vetteracing.com>
Subject: Re: Woman Drivers !!!!!!!!!
From: Jonathan Amo <webmaster@landracing.com>
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2002 08:58:06 -0700
I love it Ed,

Jon

Ed Van Scoy wrote:

> Woman Drivers (are a hazard to traffic!!)
>  
> Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
> to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing
> 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view
> mirror putting on her eyeliner!
>  
> I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she
> was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
>  
> It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
> knocked the donut out of my other hand.  In all the confusion
> of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
> steering wheel I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it
> fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN
> IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!
>  
> Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!!
> Ed Van Scoy
> 
> 
>     Land Speed 1985 Corvette #128
>        C/GT, B/GT Record Holder
> No Nitrous, No Turbo, No Blower, No Problem

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