Jerry, Ed,
I remember on a talk show; I think it was Leno; he was interviewing someone who
had undergone operations on the way from He to She ('not that there's anything
wrong with that...' as they say) and he said; "I have to ask...can you still
parallel park?"
Cheers,
Rick
JERRY FOSTER wrote:
> Ed......I hate when that happens. Jerry
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Ed Van Scoy" <ed@vetteracing.com>
> To: "Louise Noeth" <lanoeth@earthlink.net>
> Cc: "Land-Speed List" <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Friday, February 15, 2002 9:38 AM
> Subject: Woman Drivers !!!!!!!!!
>
> > Woman Drivers (are a hazard to traffic!!)
> >
> > Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
> > to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing
> > 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view
> > mirror putting on her eyeliner!
> >
> > I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she
> > was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
> >
> > It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
> > knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
> > of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
> > steering wheel I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it
> > fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN
> > IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!
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