On Wednesday, April 6, 2005, at 03:34 PM, Tim wrote:
> Just did a google news search, came up with this
> http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/11244395.htm
> This is about half way down the page, not just anyone, but a Baseball
> player
> no less...
>
>
> POINTS FOR ORIGINALITY: Far be it for us to make light of the DUI
> arrest
> experienced by Baltimore Orioles pitcher Eric DuBose. There's nothing
> funny
> about somebody getting liquored up, then taking the wheel. But we will
> give
> credit to DuBose for not pulling out the "Don't you know who I am?"
> card
> when he was pulled over after nearly hitting a parked car along a
> shoulder
> of road in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.
>
> Asked to recite the alphabet backwards by officers, DuBose came up
> with this
> beaut: "I'm from Alabama. The alphabet's different there."
>
> -Tim Bryant
>
>
How did we ever get so far along the evolutionary chain before Google?
Thanks, Tim
Jon Wennerberg
Seldom Seen Slim Land Speed Racing
Marquette, Michigan
(that's 'way up north)
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