Mark Jurras wrote:
>
> > >- For any U.S.(or other non-Brit nationals) thinking of using this on a
>trip
> > >to London,
>
> OK, a co-worker of mine is over in the UK at one of our plants till at
> least January. I have a limited knowledge of British Slang but I like
> to help him out. I have told him to tell the waitresses at the pubs that
> he "wants to get stuffed" when he orders food and if he gets stopped
> for a traffic violation to tell the constable that he is "pissed".
>
> What else can I give him so he gets his face slapped or his nose thumped.
>(He's not that stupid but its fun to try)
>
> - -Mark
Mark, try these:
Tell him to ask after the best kip house. (brothel, essentially)
Have him ask a waitress to go snogging with him. (Sounds harmless enough
to Americans ... sort of a euphamism for french kissing)
Have him talk about the film 'Free Willy' loudly and often in bars.
(willy to a Brit is equivalent to dick to an American)
That should be good for a start.
Corey
75 MGB 'Rags'
RD#373750
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