A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt
open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who
tells him he must wear a necktie to get
in.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around
for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have
one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In
desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to
fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the
ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and
the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few
minutes and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can
come in -- just don't start anything."
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