The last argument I had with my wife was my fault.
She asked "Whats on the TV?"
I said "Dust!"
Brent
76 Midget in more pieces
----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
To: 'Spridgets' <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 1:09 PM
Subject: On Marriage.....
> Think about it before you decide to tie your knot.
> Every man should get married some time; after all,
> happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous
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> An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can
> have; the older she gets the more interested he is
> in her. --Agatha Christie
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
> that some men should be happier than others. -- Oscar Wilde
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
> --Scottish Proverb
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> I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
> two years. --SamKinison
> -------------------------------------------------------
> A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
> expensive answers that your wife will give you for
> free. --Anonymous
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Bachelors know more about women than married men;
> if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken
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> Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
> they marry later; for another thing, they die
> earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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> "A man without a woman is like a fish without
> abicycle." - U2
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> Marriage is a three ring circus:
> --engagement ring
> ---wedding ring
> ---suffering
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> When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
> why. When a ten-yearmarried couple smiles, everyone
> wonders why.
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> Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
> ------------------------------------------------------
> When a man opens the door of his car for his
> wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new
> or the wife.
> --------------------------------------------------------
> I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
> her way back.
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> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
> anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I
> told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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> We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
> ---------------------------------
> My wife was in beauty saloon
> for two hours That was only for the estimate.
> --------------------------------
> She got a mudpack and looked great for
> two days. Then the mud fell off.
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> She ran after the garbage
> truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
> Following her down the
> street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
> ---------------------------------------
> BaddTeddy recently explained to me why he refuses
> to ever get married. He says "the wedding rings
> look too much like minature handcuffs....."
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your
> wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let
> in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll
> shut up after you let him in!
> --------------------------------------------------
> A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
> dearly departed mother and started back toward his
> car when his attention was diverted to another
> man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
> praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
> "Why did you have to die? Why did you have
> to die?" The first man approached him and said,
> "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private
> grief, but this demonstration of pain is
> more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you
> mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner
> took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
> "My wife's first husband."
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> A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
> leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The
> wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
> leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
> drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but
> then smiled "It really works!"
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> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
> loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
>
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