For all the Guinness fans out there:
> A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
> drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll
give
> $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness
> back-to-back."
>
> The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even
leaves.
>
> Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps
the
> Texan on the shoulder.
>
> "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
>
> The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
> Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking
them
> all back-to-back.
>
> The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement.
>
> The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me
askin',
> where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
>
> The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see
if
> I could do it first".
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