I apologize if your City or State has been missed. Feel free to add you
own.
HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A SPRIDGET DRIVER IS FROM
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic:
NEW JERSEY.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY.
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
Jim Rogers
San Juan Capistrano, CA
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