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To the "Better Half"

To: "Tiger's Den" <tigers@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: To the "Better Half"
From: Steve Laifman <laifman@flash.net>
Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 09:45:55 +0100
To the better half of our list, and their family,

All you wonderful women who comprise the ranks of the Tiger owner, the long
suffering wife of the Tiger owner, and the mothers of all the Tiger owning
family:

Happy Mother's Day!  Thanks for your enduring patience with this psychotic
obsession.

To the Other Half:

1)  This is HER day, get out of the garage.

2)  Give her what she wants, but doesn't ask for.  Go on, it will come back a
thousand fold.

3)  Thank her often, through deeds, for her patience and forebearance of your
strange compulsions.

4)  Clean out that damned garage so she can get her car in.

5) Treat your Mother like a Queen.

6) Beware of the "Mother's Curse":
                "Someday, you will have kids who behave just like you do!"

                 Trust me on this, it works and there is no cure.

Steve
--
Steve Laifman         < One first kiss,       >
B9472289              < one first love, and   >
                      < one first win, is all >
                      < you get in this life. >


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