direct quote from ebay ad

["oliver" <sumton@sbcglobal.net>]

I expect payment in a week. I will re-list after 7 days. So for those of you 
who might be going out of town, declaring bankruptcy, having 
boyfriend/girlfriend/pimp problems, losing your job, forgetting your PayPal 
password, setting your computer on fire, having your eBay account phished, 
forgetting how to read and not knowing what you are bidding on, or any other 
stupid reason you can't pay promptly....don't bid. In fact, jump off a 
bridge.