Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in
his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab explains, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then an old man with
a white beard and top hat, dressed in a red, white and blue outfit came
boiling out.
He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you any wish.'"
I said, "No shit!"
God Bless America
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