Hawaiian Vacation
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father,
good morning, Father", nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know! they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before
you even saw them. Once again the two priests in mufti settled on
the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the
same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet
time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them,
said "good morning, Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute
young lady."
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.
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