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RE: Friday funnies

To: "MBran89793@aol.com" <MBran89793@aol.com>, MLempert@bellsouth.net,
Subject: RE: Friday funnies
From: "tom felts" <tomfelts@earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:11:00 -0500
Drat-----it was funnier the first time!:)


> [Original Message]
> From: <MBran89793@aol.com>
> To: <MLempert@bellsouth.net>; <healeys@autox.team.net>
> Date: 12/16/05 1:29:05 PM
> Subject: Friday funnies
>
> Sorry to have to send this again but i forgot to title it as a "Friday  
> funnies."
>  
> Football fans
>
> A little old lady is walking  down the street,  dragging two plastic
garbage 
> bags with her, one in each hand.  There's  a hole in one of the bags, and 
> every 
> once in a while a $20 bill is   flying out of it onto the pavement. 
>
> Noticing this, a policeman  stops  her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling 
> out of that bag..."  
>
> "Damn!" says the little old  lady....."I'd better go back and see  if I
can 
> still find some. Thanks for the  warning!" 
>
> "Well, now,  not so fast," says  the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " 
> Did  you steal it?"  
>
> "Oh, no", says the little old  lady. "You see,  my back yard backs up to
the  
> parking lot of the football stadium. Each  time there's a game, a lot of
fans 
>  
> come and pee in the bushes, right  into my flower beds!"  "So, I go and
stand 
> behind the bushes with a big  hedge  clipper, and each time someone
sticks 
> his 
> little thingie through  the bushes, I  say: $20 or off it comes!"  
>
> "Hey, not a bad  idea!" laughs  the cop. 
> "OK, good luck! By the way,  what's in the  other bag?" 
>
> "Well", says the little old  lady, "not all of them pay  up"....




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