In <9512202327.AA01158@kegs.saic.com>, Denise Thorpe wrote:
>Jay Tilton opined:
>In light of what's been said about why cars are female, my car must be male.
>Here's why:
>
>1. it leaves a mess wherever it goes,
>2. it thinks I should spend all my time taking care of it,
>3. it thinks I should spend all my money on it,
>4. it drinks too much, and
>5. no one can carry on a conversation around it for all the noise it makes.
>
Points well taken...I'd just add that if you do take care of it, it
goes to work every day despite all the grumbling.....
That being said, I'm off next week. Bah, Humbug! to all and let's
hope that next year brings more peace....
A. B. Bonds
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