start with the following:
1 part toyota
1 part crusher (a huge one is better)
1 set of ear protection (for the screams)
mix all ingredients into a local junkyard, and load the car into the
crusher. Apply 1 part ear protection, and start the crusher on a slow speed.
After the crusher warms up, pull the fast lever, and watch the crusher slam
down real hard. Make sure you have applied the 1 part ear protection, or you
will be deaf from the screaming (usually caused by a bunch of fools who
moans that he could rice the car out) After the metal clatters outside the
crusher, have a pope bless the metal. (this is important, as it gets rid of
all ricer pollutants and readies the scrap iron ore for a real american car
or parts for a american car) Now send the metal out to a smelter, and then
make a real car part. Been needing a bumper lately? Sheet metal? or a whole
car? ;)
Dane
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