edited to be more fitting
You may be a Triumph Lister if...
You often dream of Triumphs.
You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check
your E-mails on your way back to bed.
Your spouse often wakes you up at your computer.
You have e-mailed yourself .
The IT folks at your office call YOU for the tough ones.
When you drop the TR off for service, you tell the mechanic
how to do everything.
You end a conversation by saying " to unsubscibe from this list..."
You count how many Triumphs you pass,
each time you are out driving the car.
You are on first name terms with a dozen guys/blokes
on the otherside of the planet. But cannot name one
person who lives in the next street.
At a dinner party, it does not matter what the topic of
conversation is, somehow you can introduce your of
how your car handles now that you have special mags .
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