No flames please, I didn't make them up!!
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> >>State Slogans
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> >> >Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
> >> >Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> >> >Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> >> >Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> >> >California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
> >> >Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> >> >Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
> >> >Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
> >> >Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> >> >Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
> >> >Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
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> >> >Leave
> >> >Your Money)
> >> >Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
> >>Potatoes
> >> >Sure Are Real Good
> >> >Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> >> >Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> >> >Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> >> >Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> >> >Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> >> >Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
> >> >Campaign
> >> >Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> >> >Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> >> >Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
> >>Brackets)
> >> >Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
> >> >Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> >> >Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
> >> >Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
> >> >Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
> >>Very
> >> >Little Else
> >> >Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> >> >Nevada: Whores and Poker!
> >> >New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> >> >New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
> >>Here!
> >> >New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> >> >New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
> >>An
> >> >Attorney ....
> >> >North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> >> >North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> >> >Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> >> >Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> >> >Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
> >> >Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> >> >Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> >> >South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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> >> >South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> >> >Tennessee: The Educashun State
> >> >Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> >> >Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> >> >Vermont: Yep
> >> >Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> >> >Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
> >> >Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> >> >West Virginia: One Big Happy Family .... Really!
> >> >Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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