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RE: BIZARRE LAWS (non-lbc)

To: Spitfires <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Subject: RE: BIZARRE LAWS (non-lbc)
From: "Simmons, Reid W" <reid.w.simmons@intel.com>
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 12:31:44 -0700
We lived in Ohio for a couple of years and I'm pretty sure we broke laws
number 1, 3 (which may have also included #5), and number 7 on a regular
basis.  However, I don't remember any "Gestapo-like cops" breaking down our
front door in the middle of the night to arrest us.

Oh, and our tigers never escaped, and the outhouse wasn't big enough for a
slot machine! :-)

Reid
'79 Spitfire (original owner)


-----Original Message-----
From: Suzie [mailto:suzie_bear@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 27, 2000 10:31 AM
To: Spitfires
Subject: BIZARRE LAWS (non-lbc)


So, can anyone in Ohio confirm or refute any of these?
And presumably the 5th one must include Spitfires!

Suzie

>  Bizarre Laws - Ohio
>
> Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in
> public.
>
> It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
>
> It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
>
> Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
>
> It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
>
> Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if
> the tiger escapes.
>
> It is illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while
> standing in front of a man's picture. Oxford, OH.
>
> In Bexley, OH, ordinance number 223 prohibits the installation
> and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
>







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