>Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are....
>
>
>1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margarita's.
>
>2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
>should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
>
>3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I
>apologize" and "You are right."
>
>4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat
>crow while it's still warm.
>
>6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You
>might meet somebody!"
>
>7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
>
>8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year
>from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'
>
>9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
>
>10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
>
>11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a
>bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right
>about you.
>
>12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
>
>13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you
>are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
>
>
>Enjoy! Have a great day!
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