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Re: Fw: Membership

To: Jack W Drews <vinttr4@geneseo.net>
Subject: Re: Fw: Membership
From: Gregory Petrolati <gpetrola@prairienet.org>
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2000 10:18:23 -0600 (CST)
On Sun, 16 Jan 2000, Jack W Drews wrote:

> Mr. Burns:
> 
> Thank you for your inquiry regarding Thicko membership re-application, which 
>has
> benn forwarded to me by our Esteemed Flounder. As you have properly deduced 
>from
> the name, membership is closely controlled.
> 
> Membership requires, along with the ability to consume great quantities of 
>amber
> liquids, participation in endless insult-hurling, and assuming embarrassing 
>and
> unnatural body positions, a significant financial commitment.
> 
> As (self)appointed membership fee chairman, please send me your VISA card 
>number
> and expiration date and I will send you email notification of acceptance /
> rejection.
> 
> Thanking you in advance, I remain, Your Humble Servant,
> 
> uncle jack            (hooooboy!)
> 

        Looks like Uncle Jack needs an new overthruster for the blue car:)

        GP

gpetrola@prairienet.org                         1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
        "That's not a leak... My car is just marking its territory!"
Greg Petrolati, Champaign, Illinois


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