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Subject: Fw: (no subject)
From: "Dan Neuhaus" <dannyneu@mwci.net>
Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 22:24:40 -0500
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To: Sabers, Rick & Jan <salsacpo@msn.com>; Plein, Mike
<MCPHTCMRP@aol.com>; Neuhaus, Danny <dannyneu@mwci.net>; McDonough,
Rick & Marie <chiefrmcd@blkhawk.net>; Hoffman, Bill
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Dolter, D <ddolter@morselec.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2000 6:40 PM
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: RuddBlank@aol.com <RuddBlank@aol.com>
> To: AreDav@aol.com <AreDav@aol.com>; CCFord@peoplepc.com
> <CCFord@peoplepc.com>; ACS24121@juno.com <ACS24121@juno.com>;
> Weber-DBQ@msn.com <Weber-DBQ@msn.com>
> Date: Thursday, August 10, 2000 12:30 PM
> Subject: (no subject)
>
>
> >Subject: The French Way!!!
> >
> >
> >> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend,
Marie, out
> >> for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
> >> It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air.
> >>
> >> Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
> >>
> >> Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's
lips.
> >>
> >> "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
> >>
> >> "I am Pierre the fighter pilot!  When I have red meat, I have red
wine!"
> >>
> >> She smiles and they start kissing.
> >>
> >> When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss
me
> >> lower."
> >>
> >> Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
starts
> >> pouring it all over her breasts.
> >>
> >> "Pierre!  What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
> >>
> >> "I am Pierre the fighter pilot!  When I have white meat, I have
white
> >> wine!"
> >>
> >> They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam
up.
> >> Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
lower!"
> >>
> >> Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and
pours it
> >> in her lap.  He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
> >>
> >> Marie shrieks and dives into the river.  Standing waist deep,
Marie
> >> throws her arms up and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO
> >> YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
> >>
> >> Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the
fighter
> >> pilot!  If I go down, I go down in flames!"
> >
> >
>
>
>
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