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Re: naming your spitfire

To: Joseph R Schneider <joe-schneider@nwu.edu>
Subject: Re: naming your spitfire
From: "Michael D. Porter" <mdporter@rt66.com>
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 1998 20:14:56 -0600
Cc: triumphs@Autox.Team.Net
Organization: Barely enough
References: <199809080158.UAA11009@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
Joseph R Schneider wrote:

> >How does one determine the gender?
> 
> I've always assumed that late cars with bumper overriders or full rubber
> bumpers must be female since other listers call these boobs, but since SPIT
> BOY has them, I've just said he has gynecomastia (probably due to estrogen
> treatment for the prostate cancer)

Need to fix that rear end, then... unlike prostates, the differential is
amenable to repair without fear of impotency.... <smile>

Funny thing... despite the similar genetics, Spits are more often given
female names, I think, while GT6s are more frequently given male
names... must be that testosterone-laden six cylinder.... <g>
 
> >Does naming a car improve performance & reliability?
> (snip)
> 
> well, I believe it's Jan Burdekin whose TR6 is named Sybill and I think the
> multiple personality implication says it all for LBCs- but I'm fairly
> certain that one is more likely to be able to have a relationship of mutual
> trust with your Triumph than with your wife's cat

My own belief, having worked on thousands of cars in a lifetime, is that
they all have personalities, named or not... it's Carol Zingone's TR6
which seems to have the multiple personalities... most of us are
fortunate enough to have LBCs with the usual array of temperaments...
won't start when cold, responsive only after being warmed up
sufficiently, and need hands laid on them with great regularity....
<smile>
 
> *Spit happens*

Cute, and appropriate. 

Cheers.

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