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Re: Phantomitus

To: ba-autox@autox.team.net, autox@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Phantomitus
From: Smokerbros@aol.com
Date: Mon, 9 Aug 1999 22:48:42 EDT
Katie Kelly blathers:

>  I ran in the 7th out of 8 - blah, blah, blah -  gallery featuring me in a 
wide variety 
>  of poses in the Phantom. - blah, blah, blah - "giving Joe Cheng driving 
advice," 
>  blah, blah, blah - 

Well, you get the gist of the FIRST 3 CHAPTERS of this post...

>  as I've said, it is not contagious, it did effect those around me,
>  especially when I was announcing for the fifth run group. I noticed that 
the
>  spectators, drivers, and course workers were rolling around on the ground,
>  gagging, and yelling, "Please, make her stop, make her stop!" Looking back,
>  I can see the toll of the disease! I had stopped the event, solely for the
>  purpose of telling all within earshot about my Phantom exploits.

Ad nauseum, I might add...

>  Things got only worse later on, though, when the disease started destroying
>  my brain's capacity for logical thinking. I actually started planning for a
>  big wing to go directly over Lucy's head, just something to contribute to
>  more down force, because this slowing down stuff just really, really SUCKS!


Uh, Katie, I think that should be "continued destroying."  

>  I think it can be controlled, either with medication, or in
>  my case, large doses of humility, event after event after event.

We're all waiting for this, uh, alleged humility.

:-)

CHD

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