Eric Linnhoff wrote:
> Okay, now for the really important qualification questions.
> Which one is the most entertaining when drunk? And are they a
> cheap drunk?
LOL. Apparently I was pretty entertaining at the Harrisburg ProSolo, thanks
to many bad influences--you know who you are!
> Are either of them a CP driver? (Hint: They'd be over qualified for the
> first criteria.)
Well, I believe Street Modified is trying to emulate the "one big happy
family" attitude of CP and possibly even best them in the area of
after-hours libation. :-O
> How cute would they be in Mari C's checkerboard dress?
> And finally, can they carry a Karaoke tune? If not, can they at least act
> like a total fool while on stage?
My girlfriend always said I'd have nice legs if they weren't so damn hairy.
> Here's an idea to gain recognition for the winner. Make them
> wear some sort
> of funny orange cone hat all week, to all events, so folks can
> identify them
> from a distance as the 2000 DTN winner. Hell, I'd pay for the hat. The
> recipient should make every attempt to attend every social event
> during the
> week or as long as they'll be there.
I had plenty of practice at college...goofy hats at the game and, well,
attending lots of "social events." :-)
> To truly be deserving of the DTN award they must be willing to be THE
> spectacle of the entire National's social scene, all in good fun
> of course.
> I for one could care less if they drive well or not, especially if they're
> in my class. ;^)
Only if you throw a turbo on that sucker and come to street modified! :D
Your humble jester in training,
92GSX 12.9 @106; Philly ESP, retired to commuter duties
97GSX 12.4 @114; Philly Region's Street Modified!
> Eric Linnhoff in KC
> 1998 Dodge Neon R/T
> #69 DS #13 TLS
> "...Arms like laws discourage and keep the invader and the
> plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well
> as property. The balance of power is the scale of peace."
> Thomas Paine
> -----Original Message-----
> > Please remind us again who the nominees are. I believe my favorite was
> > withdrawn for some reason.
> I'm not your favorite? :)
> 1) Ian McFetridge
> 2) David Hawkins