> Okay, I have one, and *don't* ask me how I know;
>
> "The probability that you will break off or strip
> out an obscure fastener which retains a part necessary
> to drive the car is directly proportional to the number
> of open stores at that time and in the immediate area
> that stock this fastener. NOTE: this law is also related
> to the need to drive the car. It is rendered null if the
> car does not need to be driven, and is squared if it is
> your only vehicle."
>
> cheers-
> daren
I would suggest an inverse proportionality rather than a direct one
(I'm sure this is what you meant) but other than that....
HA HA! Good one. Guess how many fastener stores there are near
Edwards AFB and guess how many weird bolts and fasteners I have
sheared off recently!
-Tim
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