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Subject: How cold is it?
The MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART.
60 F New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Michigan people plant gardens.
50 F Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people sunbathe.
40 F Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows down.
32 F Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 F Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.
15 F New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
0 F People in Miami cease to exist.
Michigan people lick the flagpole.
-20 F Californians fly away to Mexico.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.
-40 F Hollywood disintegrates.
Michigan's girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
-60 F Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
cold enough.
-80 F Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.
-100 F Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-150 F Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-300 F ALL atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-459 F Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.
Wayne Loomis Co.
SRL311 #11995
78 degrees in Orange Co., CA
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