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From: "David Ward" <david@bighealey.ltd.uk>
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:08:29 +0100
Hello all on the list, I simply have to share THIS with you all, I know that
it is not Friday, but then again this is absolutely no joke, it is perfectly
true.
Here in the UK our hospitals unfortunately have a problem with what is known
as MRSA , we are told that it is caused mainly by hospital staff's lack of
hygiene and not washing their hands after each patient, and also not washing
after going to the toilet.
This MRSA apparently is responsible for more deaths here than people that are
killed on our roads.
An elderly retired gentleman's wife had a very bad problem with dermatitis on
her hands, she had apparently used everything from chemists [drug-stores] and
medication prescribed from doctors and specialists too........all to no
avail.
Her husband in desperation read up on everything in libraries and specialist
book shops, he experimented with numerous concoctions mixing them all up in
his wife's kitchen in a kitchen mixing bowl until at long last she used one
and within eight days her dermatitis was completely cleared up.
It was also found to be a breakthrough for the MRSA too.
The demand upon him to produce more is understandably unprecedented, the drug
companies are going mad for the formula , so he has informed them that he may
perhaps even buy another mixing bowl so he can double
production..............it appears that all the large corporations are chasing
around like headless chickens and can only think of is,  can they get it
before anyone else does, and the elderly man says that so far no one has
mentioned the magic word....................................PLEASE.
Regards.
David.




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