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To: Mikebn2@win.net, healeys@autox.team.net
Subject: Friday funnies
From: MBran89793@aol.com
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:32:13 EDT
Subject:  CAN OF WORMS



A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his 
Sunday  sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first  worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a  container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of  chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean  soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the  following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second  worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup -  Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister  asked the congregation - What can you learn from this 
demonstration?

A  little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, 
"As long as  you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have  worms!"

Don't  you just love little old ladies????




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