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To: REGANBJ8@aol.com, healeys@autox.team.net
Subject: Not funny even of Friday
From: MBran89793@aol.com
Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:35:41 EDT
Career  Over ------ Life Ended! 
You  gotta know when to hold em; know when to fold em!  
 
On their wedding night, the young bride  approached her new husband and asked 
for $20.00 for their first  lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state 
her husband  readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each  time they made 
love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that  it was a cute way for her 
to afford new clothes and other  incidentals that she needed. 
 
Arriving home around noon one  day, she was surprised to find her husband in 
a very drunken state.  During the next few minutes, he explained that his 
employer was  going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been 
let 
 go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find  another 
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and  therefore, they 
were financially ruined. 
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book  which showed thirty years of 
deposits and interest totaling nearly  $1 million.Then she showed him 
certificates of 
deposits issued by  the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed 
him that  they were one of the largest depositors in the  bank.
 
She explained that for the 30 years she had  charged him for sex, these 
holdings had multiplied and these were  the results of her savings and 
investments. 
 
Faced with evidence of cash and investments  worth over $3 million, her 
husband was so astounded he could barely  speak, but finally he found his voice 
and 
blurted out, "If I'd had  any idea what you were doing, I would have given 
you all my  business!"
 
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT   HIM!
 
You know, sometimes, men just don't know  when to keep their mouths  shut...







You  gotta know when to hold em; know when to fold em! 




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